Top 10 Ways Dena Resembles Her Cats

1. I'm convinced the world revolves around me

2. I will never turn down a massage or belly rub

3. I hide when company comes to the door

4. I like to stare at myself in the mirror

5. I can nap anytime, anywhere, regardless of appropriateness or noise levels

6. All my toys bore me after the first five minutes

7. I hack up the occasional hairball

8. I hiss at people who come too near my food

9. I like to collapse on the floor in front of the heat vent

10. I'd rather torture people by making them guess what I want versus telling them outright