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"Kiss My Kitty Butt" Home Game Sweeps The Nation

My friend Ed has two daughters, ages I think 9 and 11. He called me last night about six and I heard the screams and laughter of about 5 pre-teen girls. "Dena's on the phone," said Ed, and all the girls shouted a chorus of "HI!"

"What's this about?" I asked.

"The girls are playing Denaball," Ed replied.

I have no memory of inventing a game called Denaball, so I took the bait. "And what, exactly, might that be?"

"That," said Ed, "means they've taken one of their stuffed cat dolls and lined up on either side of the dining room table. The object is to push the cat doll past the players on the other side, and have it fall all or partially off the table."

"Uh-huh," I said.

"Well then, if you succeed, you yell, 'Kiss My Kitty Butt! " As he said this, screams of laughter came from behind him.

How cool is that? There is no greater compliment in life than to have a group of pre-teen girls--the harshest critics on the planet--embrace your vision of a world filled with "Kiss My Kitty Butt!"  I begged Ed to send me a picture of the girls playing the game, to post on the blog. I also asked for the complete set of rules, so I can post those as well. Then all of you can enjoy the home version of "Kiss My Kitty Butt."

I didn't stop smiling all night.

Posted on Monday, April 21, 2008 at 06:32AM by Registered CommenterDena Harris in , , , | Comments3 Comments

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Let me know when your fashion line hits the stores! I can already see it..... KMKB Shirts and jackets.

April 21, 2008 at 10:32AM | Unregistered CommenterKay
Completely understand the feeling. My cousin's 14 year old daughter thinks I am very fashionable and tells her mom all the time that she wishes she dressed more like Aunt Trisha. It is the highest compliment I've ever received!
April 21, 2008 at 11:00AM | Unregistered CommenterTrisha
Too funny, but these girls may be onto something. If they think KMKB is hilarious (and it is) it could turn out to be the biggest thing since Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. My head is spinning at the marketing opportunities....all you need is something to tie it into. A cartoon series on Nickelodeon maybe. Sponge Bob has a heck of a lot less going for it. Think about it.
April 22, 2008 at 08:38AM | Unregistered CommenterBernie

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