We rarely keep alcohol in the house and I was craving a glass of red, so on the way in from Greensboro tonight I stopped by Harris Teeter and bought a bottle. When I handed it to the checkout woman, she glanced at me, then swiped it and told me my total.

HEY. I may be 38 but I looked good today. Damn good. Would it KILL you to ask for my ID? Just to be nice? 

I am sooo having an extra glass tonight on her account.... ;)